- friend: I don't understand all of this introvert pity
- me: LIKE 50% OF THE FUCKING POPULATION ARE INTROVERTS
- me: GET OVER YOURSELVES
- friend: I love the rules for dealing with them though
- friend: "Don't embarrass them in public"
- friend: as opposed to extroverts, degrade the shit out of them
- friend: spit on their faces
- friend: interrupt extroverts, just shout over them while they're talking